Much of whatever wisdom I have, like much of the world”s, comes from the observations of taxi drivers and barbers. Just like the disfigured First World War veteran barfly in the opening and closing scenes of Edmund Goulding’s 1932 film masterpiece “Grand Hotel,” taxi drivers and barbers see streams of people come and go and little if anything surprises them.
My Barber’s Wisdom
The barber I visit when in Istanbul speaks even less English than I speak Turkish, but he is a keen observations and knows how to score political points across linguistic lines. His shop is in one of the commercial galleries that line the one-time carriage-ways of late-Ottoman-era mansions and the grand inner passageways of turn-of-the-twentieth-century commercial structures along Istanbul’s most popular promenade, Istiklal Caddesi. The shop itself has been in business for decades, but my barber and his brother took it over only five years ago, thus bringing them to the pinnacle of popular Istiklal from their tightly-packed, religiously-conservative, working-class neighborhood only a mile northward downhill towards the Golden Horn — the very part of the city from which Reep Tayyip Erdogan, the country’s present Prime Minister and driving force behind Turkey’s Islamic AK Party, hails and the type of constituency that comprises the backbone of his support.
During my biweekly visits for a haircut and shave, my barber always chooses the most advantageous time to turn the conversation to politics. ”And, so, what do you think of our Tayyip?” he asks, always at the exact moment that he quickly and firmly draws his straight razor upward against the grain of the two-week stubble on my neck. My response is dictated more by context than truth-function: ”One excellent prime minister,” I always reply with uncharacteristic speed and momentary fluency in Turkish, “… one very excellent prime minister, indeed.”
The television that blares in the barbershop has brought both the English language and the words of leaders other than Tayyip — Barack Obama among them — into the lives and speech of my barber and his family. A few weeks ago, my barber made a slight change the cut of my hair, razoring away some sparse, lonely hairs, hold-outs from the former expanse of my once lush hairline. ”Well, do you like it?” he asked. As I contemplated my newly high forehead, my barber’s eight-year-old son, visiting the shop on a day off from school, expressed his judgment before I could form a verdict of my own. ”Number One!,” he shouted in self-consciously American-accented English, “Number One … ‘Yes We Can’, ‘Yes We Can’, ‘Yes We Can!’.”
Although my barber does not speak English as well as his son does, his ear for the language is no less refined. On my most recent visit to his shop, the voices of a group of American women enthusiastically eying goods in a third-world market blared from a Discovery Channel documentary. Cringing at the sound, my barber raised his voice a few octaves, adopted a nasal tone, and screeched: “Quack,quack, quack, Oh-My-God … Oh-My-God, quack, quack, quack.”
An American Penchant
My barber’s imitation of American speech was no surprise. Go anywhere in the world and the nasal screech of American female (and sometimes male) voices will cut through the softer tones and relatively low murmur of local speech. Strangely, a third of a century ago, American voices sounded quite different. In the years since, flat Boston accents and rounded New York ones, crisp mid-western twangs, and lilting southern drawls somehow have all mutated into a uniform high-pitched, high-speed nasal buzz. And, sometime during the same period, “Oh-My-God” and the feigned tone of surprise with which it is blurted emerged as even more stereotypical of the limits of American vocabularies than the overuse of the stop-word “like” and repeated interjections of “cool” and “awesome”.
The rise of “Oh-My-God” represents a flattening of emotions as well as of language. Repeated screams of “Oh-My-God” — as often as not underscored by spastic body movements and flailing arms — have become Americans’ stock responses, positive and negative, to unexpected events from the banal, to the awe-inspiring, to the tragic. Office gossip, sunsets, double-entendres, items on sale, moments of erotic ecstasy, deaths in the family, unexpected appearances of rock stars, and tragedies as immense as the 2001 attack on New York’s World Trade Center and the current disaster and suffering in Haiti all elicit the same response – “Oh-My-God,” indeed. Could it be that the biblical prohibition against taking the name of God in vain was offered in part to yield the secular benefit of ensuring that we match our responses and emotions to the significance and worth of what conjures them forth? And what about the deity or deities that screamers of “Oh-My-God” claim as their own? Is it not unwise and unkind to distract him/her/it?them from higher concerns with repeated screams for attention?
Still, “Oh-My-God,” represents but a humorous sideshow in the misuse of the divine name. During World War I, Allied propaganda made grist of German artillery shells stamped with the words “Gott ist mit Uns,” (God is with Us). (And, by the way, look at how much good Imperial Germany’s divinely sanctioned munitions did for them.) . To use another example from the same conflict, those who know theater history (New York’s “Group Theatre,” specifically) might remember the haunting scene from the Kurt Weil musical Johnny Johnson (an absurdist take-off on Jaroslav Hasek”s satire of war Good Soldier Schweik) in which identically dressed priests simultaneously bless and invoke God’s name in English and German on behalf of the troops massed for battle on their respective sides of the front lines. Even in the course of my my own lifetime, I remember, from the hottest days of the Cold War, the mandatory insertion, as a talisman against the specter of nuclear attack, of the words “(one nation) under God” into the compulsory Pledge of Allegiance to the flag of the United States once recited each morning by public school students throughout the country.
To return to the present, all US currency, paper and coin, bears the words “In God We Trust,” an apt statement of the hiving off of human responsibility and avoidance of intervention that could have staved off fiscal and economic calamity and prevented the dollar’s nose-dive fall against the non-divinely-protected Euro. During American political campaigns, candidates from “both sides of the aisle” refer to and invoke God just about as often as do the leaders of countries that America labels “fundamentalist.” Could it be that the mealy-mouthed piety of American politicians and the collective din of millions upon millions of needless “Oh-My-Gods” constituted a sufficient violation of “…not taking the name of God in vain” as to prompt a divinely-afflicted plague of financial disasters, mortgage defaults, and unemployment? Sound absurd? It is no less absurd than what follows …
A Nation Without Infrastructure
A recent “Op Ed” article in the New York Times by author James Wood described the patent danger of Pat Robertson’s idiotic pronouncement that the recent earthquake in Haiti was divine retribution for its poeple’s history of “idolatry.” However, the article also treats the less obvious dangers of Americans’ smug pronouncements of “… there but for the grace of God go we.” Better to leave the deity alone and to look first at tectonics and geophysics and then, as odd as it may first sound, turn to a topic I’ve posted on extensively in the past on this site and hope to return to in the weeks to come: Infrastructure. Stronger earthquakes than the one in Haiti have struck locales in the “developed” world and occasioned far less destruction, carnage,and suffering. In such cases, the infrastructure of urban and regional life could far better withstand the shock, and the infrastructures of transportation, medical, and social service could were sufficient to handle the aftermath. As a poor country in the shadow of a rich neighbor, Haiti is infrastructurally weak on all counts. Where could the money come from to finally begin to boost Haiti’s economy and bring its infrastructure up to snuff? In a recent Facebook post, Doug Henwood of the Left Business Observer noted that the annual gross national product of Haiti is but 20% of the bonus pool of one of the major investment banks! And to that even I, albeit with an old-fashioned Lower East Side accented growl rather than a nasal whine, am almost tempted to say: ”O-My-God!” But, rather than “take the name in vain,” I’ll simply say: What duh f@#%?!?






A Gingerly Step Middle-East-Wards
Posted by Stephen Lewis on January 27, 2009
Ever since the start of Israel’s heavy-handed military incursion into Gaza, I’ve debated writing on the subject. At first, I considered it beyond the purview of this weblog and that of my alter-ego site Bubkes.Org — and also a Pandora’s box that, in the face of my other interests and commitments, I did not want to open — but after a few weeks of agonizing I realize it is not. And by “it,” I mean both the sobering effects and consequences of Israel’s indiscriminate, and possibly cynically timed, unleashing of weaponry and the excuse this has given to disturbing numbers of people in Europe and the Muslim world (I am writing this from Istanbul) to turn anew to that venerable but always toxic “socialism of fools” … antisemitism.
Whatever I write on the Middle East crisis will certainly not provide definitive insights or explanations but will only point to alternative viewpoints. But, what I write about antisemitism will reflect my years of study on its origins, manifestations, and relation to the identities of most modern nation states, as well as my unavoidable lifelong commitment to go to the front line in fighting against it.
I’ll begin with this coincidence: The other morning, Anu Garg’s excellent A.Word.A.Day mailing contained this timely quote from George Orwell:
“The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.”
Part two of the coincidence is that just the night before I had begun to read a slim volume of reprints of essays by Orwell published by Penguin as part of its “Great Ideas” series under the title “Why I Write.” The cover of the volume contains this quote from the Orwell:
“Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.”
The third part of the coincidence is that around the same time I came across an article introducing the book version of Israeli filmmaker Ari Folman’s award-winning animated documentary “Waltz With Bashir,” a memoir of his repressed memories of his military service during the Israeli incursion into Lebanon during the early-1980s. The article is on the weblog Tom Dispatch, which this past Saturday ran a long excerpt from Folman’s book and which will run a second excerpt next week. Folman’s work and the struggle it embodies suggests even to this cynical writer that there are still Israelis who passionately seek to break through the all too frequently truthful failings described by Orwell’s quotes. Other recent pieces on Folman’s film and its relevance to present events include this article and this interview, both on Salon.Com.
For iconoclastic, ethically-driven, and analytic takes on Israel and the Middle East, I recommend Gershom Gorenberg’s and Haim Watzman’s “Progressive, Skeptical Blog on Israel, Judaism, Culture, Politics, and Literature” South Jerusalem. Also recommended: the writings of Haaretz writer Amira Hass, not least this recent piece and this.
More on this subject from time to time over the next couple of weeks.
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